I am seventeen. IU had a building year. The Colts lost the Super Bowl. I’m going to Germany on Thursday. I like duct tape and shoes. I’m reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire auf Deutsch. I’m going to see John Green tomorrow because I am A NERDFIGHTER, yes! I am deliberately beginning all my sentences with “I.” I’m crazy itchy and there’s a rogue eyelash in my cornea. The SAT was all right. Purdue cannot be allowed to win the Big Ten Tournament. Oh, shoot, I stopped starting with “I.” Well, now it’s all over. I said “Good day,” sir!
**Update** They lost! [cruel smugness] Ahh… sorry, guys. But not better luck next time.
